itsagifnotagif:

Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

singsongstardust:

bitchycode:

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Literally

slaughterhousefive:
“ tredlocity:
“ teathattast:
“Throckmorton
”
Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.
”
Throckmorton’s Pro Skater 2
”

slaughterhousefive:

tredlocity:

teathattast:

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

Throckmorton’s Pro Skater 2

hopeful-melancholy:

“i’d love to go travelling”

bank balance:

image

thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

image

tkkatherineblog:

Yosemite National Park 
Inst @edraderphotography

wet-dream-meme-machine:
“kardashiansfuckyeah:
“Kanye West is actually a genius 😳
”
Ahh their next kid is either going to be called Bloemfontein or Free :/
”

wet-dream-meme-machine:

kardashiansfuckyeah:

Kanye West is actually a genius 😳

Ahh their next kid is either going to be called Bloemfontein or Free :/